Tuesday, March 2, 2021|
|Puns Jest For Kids |
Date: Sent Wednesday, February 10, 2021
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- Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old -
Why was the cookie so unhappy.
Because his mother was a wafer so long.
Why did the waiter fall over?
He was tipped.
Why did the ocean refuse her boyfriend's marriage proposal?
She didn't want to be tide down. (Cynthia MacGregor)
Define "Pharmacist": A helper on the farm.
Use "Lettuce" in a sentence: This New Year's eve LETTUCE celebrate together.
Headline: Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence
Book Title: "Why I Was Sent To Prison" by Robin Banks
The blind man picked up a hammer and saw!
If you drop a piano down a mine shaft, you'll get A flat minor.
Whether it's a pancake or a baseball team, the secret is to start with a good batter.
Received from Stan Kegel.