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Sports Jokes
Date: Sent Monday, March 15, 2021
Category: None
Rating: 2.40/5 (45 votes)
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What do you get if you cross a karate expert with a pig? A pork chop.

FOOTBALL PLAYER: Coach, my doctor says I can't play football anymore.
COACH: You didn't need to go to a doctor I could have told you that.

What should a runner eat before a race?

REPORTER: How long have you been running for?
TRACK STAR: Since I was eight years old.
REPORTER: Gee, you must be tired.

What do you get if you cross a karate expert with a tree?
Spruce Lee

GAME WARDEN: Didn't you see the sign? "It says no fishing."
BOY: I'm not fishing I'm teaching my worms how to swim.

FIRST BOY: Wow it's a run-home.
SECOND BOY: You mean a home-run.
FIRST BOY: No I mean a run-home. You just hit a ball through the neighbor's window.

LITTLE LEAGUER: Dad, what does a pitcher do when he starts to lose his eyesight?
DAD: He gets a job as an umpire.

Received from Michell Done.

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