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When Insults Had Class
Date: Sent Monday, April 5, 2021
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/* Duplicates from Literary Insults https://gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=1546 removed. */

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend .. if you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one." -- Winston Churchill, in response

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -- Irvin S. Cobb

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." -- Forrest Tucker

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -- Billy Wilder

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