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Friday, March 29, 2024 |
Ya Know You're In A Country Church When.... Date: Sent Thursday, April 15, 2021 Category: None | Rating: 2.39/5 (49 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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/* A few more not listed in Redneck Church, February 15, 2008,
https://gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=4578 */
~ People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.
~ Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.
~ The choir group is known as the "O.K. Chorale."
~ The pastor wears boots.
~ Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.
~ There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.
~ Baptism is referred to as "branding."
~ There's a special fundraiser for a new septic tank.
~ Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.
~ High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling.
Received from Mikey's Funnies.
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