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Saturday, April 20, 2024 |
Money Date: Sent Thursday, April 22, 2021 Category: None | Rating: 4.10/5 (51 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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The most popular labor-saving device is still money. - Phyllis George
Successful investing takes time, discipline, and patience. No matter how great the talent or effort, some things just take time: You can't produce a
baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant. - Warren Buffet
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude
Pepper
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Mulligan
There were times when my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. - Spencer Tracy
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. - Oscar Wilde
An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. - Anon
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. - Christopher Marlowe
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. - Anon
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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