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Thursday, November 28, 2024 |
Tricky Quiz Date: Sent Thursday, May 20, 2021 Category: None | Rating: 4.20/5 (64 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: Johnny, of course.
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest.
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: "Incorrectly."
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd place.
9. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither. The yolk of an egg is yellow.
10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
Received from Mikey's Funnies.
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