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Seat Belt Date: Sent Monday, August 9, 2021 Category: None

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I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same cop.

"So, have you learned anything?" asked the cop.

"Yes, I have," I began. "I've learned it's time to find a new way home from work."

Received from Steve Sanderson.