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Lottery Date: Sent Wednesday, August 11, 2021 Category: None

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At breakfast the husband says to his wife "What would you do if I won the Lottery?"

And she replied flippantly, "I'd take my half and leave you."

"Great," he says. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch."

Received from Steve Sanderson.