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The Legend of Brown Paper Pete Date: Sent Wednesday, September 29, 2021 Category: None

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Pete lived back in the days of the wild west. He wore brown paper exclusively. Brown paper pants, shirt, vest, boots. Everything was made from brown paper.

He rode into town on a hot dry day, very near parched from thirst. He rode up to the saloon to get a cool drink, stepped off his horse, and up on the sidewalk and was promptly arrested by the sheriff. He was charged with rustlin'.

Received from Darrell Crawford.