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Dr. Geezer's Clinic
Date: Sent Tuesday, September 14, 2021
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Rating: 4.43/5 (63 votes)
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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor Young (who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine) thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000 so he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please get 5 drops from the bottle from drawer 12 and put it in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."


Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring the bottle from drawer 12 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that's Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."


Dr. Young (now having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak -- I can hardly see anything!!!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Received from Peter Slinn.


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