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Heaven Date: Sent Monday, March 21, 2022 Category: None

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A husband and wife had both died and gone to Heaven. As they were walking the streets of heaven one day the husband couldn't get over how beautiful everything was - the presence of God, all the angels and choirs, and all the colors.

Finally, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, do you recall down on earth how you had us eat all that healthy food stuff? You know, no fried chicken, no gravy, no sugar?"

The wife said, "Yes."

The husband replied, "Do you realize we could have been here about 10 years earlier if you wouldn't have done that?"

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