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City Preacher Date: Sent Wednesday, December 15, 2021 Category: None

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Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn. Until, that is, I married a small-town Ohio girl. While I was in seminary school, I had a temporary assignment at a church in a rural community. The day of my first sermon, I tried very hard to fit in. Maybe too hard.

With my wife sitting in the first pew, I began my discourse: "I never saw a cow until I met my wife."

From Reader's Digest, "All In a Day's Work" by The Rev. Louis Lisi, Jr.