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Groaner: Twins Date: Sent Wednesday, February 2, 2022 Category: None

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Years ago I had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.

He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived. As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said "you can't touch those babies. You aren't sterile!!"

With out missing a beat my husband retorted "Obviously, I'm not sterile!"

Received from Stan Kegel.