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Reminisce on Romance
Date: Sent Thursday, March 17, 2022
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Rating: 4.02/5 (47 votes)
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An elderly couple were sitting on their front porch in their rocking chairs enjoying the cooling summer breeze. The wife was feeling a little romantic and started to reminisce.

She said, "Remember on our first date when you held my hand?" The husband smiled to himself remembering, and reached over and gently placed his hand on top of her hand. The wife, feeling very comfortable with this, continued. "Remember on our second date when you took me to the picture show and put your arm around me?" The old gentleman started to get a sparkle in his eye as he reached over and put his arm around her.

Feeling a little more brazen, the wife continued. "Do you remember how you used to nibble on my ear?"

Suddenly the old man jumped up and rushed into the house slamming the screen door as he went. Startled, the old woman thought perhaps she had pushed things to far. But a moment later, the old gent reappeared grinning.

"Why did you run away?" she asked.

"I wasn't running away," he replied. "I just went in to get my teeth!"

Received from Timothy Anger.


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