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Forrest Gump Answers Date: Sent Monday, March 14, 2022 Category: None

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/* Happy Pi Day! - GCFL */

Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him and says that before he passes through the gates, he must first answer these three questions:

1. How many days in a week start with a "T"?
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What was Jesus' first name?

Peter: "So what is the answer to the first question?"

Forrest: "Two. Today and Tomorrow."

Peter: "Okay, that's not exactly what I was looking for, but it's right. So what's the answer to the second question, Forrest?"

Forrest: "12."

Peter: "How do you figure that, Forrest?"

Forrest: "Ya know, January 2nd, February 2nd..."

Peter: "Well, that's not what I was really looking for, but it'll do. So what is Jesus' first name?"

Forrest: "Andy!"

Peter: "Where do you get Andy from, Forrest?"

Forrest: "In a song it said 'Andy walked with me, Andy talked with me...'"

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