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Sick Day Date: Sent Monday, June 6, 2022 Category: None

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Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus.

One evening my brother came home exhausted from a long day at work.

"Did you read the paper?" he asked.

"Yes. I'm not going in to work tomorrow. I'm calling in fat."

Received from Pastor Tim.