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Easter Deep Thoughts Date: Sent Friday, April 7, 2023 Category: None

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~ Easter is when everybody dresses up for Jesus' big coming out party.

~ Have you ever wondered, since eggs become so much more appealing to kids when you color them and hide them, if that would also work for broccoli?

~ Pastors work extra hard on their Easter sermons. After all, on Easter, nobody wants to lay an egg.

~ When I was a kid I really hated wearing a suit on Easter Sunday. I always thought it was hard to praise the Lord when you felt like a mannequin.

~ Have you ever noticed on Easter how husbands tend to hide the Cadbury Creme Eggs where only they can find them?

~ Our son is hard to please. He likes those candy Easter eggs, but he wants them scrambled.

~ Today's money-saving Easter tip: Make the kid's plastic Easter basket grass yourself - just run a trash bag through the pasta maker.

~ The Easter Bunny must be a teenager. Who else would think it's cool to leave eggs in shoes?

~ Did you ever wonder why we always leave cookies and milk out for Santa Claus, but we never leave a salad out for the Easter Bunny?

~ Sunday is Easter, a time to celebrate new life with maybe a new outfit, an Easter egg hunt, or just a prayer of thanksgiving and a warm feeling. And I know somehow, somewhere, before the day is over, I'm gonna consume an entire chocolate bunny.

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