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Yogi Berra Quotes Date: Sent Monday, July 11, 2022 Category: None

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/* GCFL note: Sorry we missed so many days. We had some family issues come up. We're back this week! */

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.

Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, "Four. I don't think I can eat eight."

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

We're lost, but we're making good time.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

I don't know [if they were men or women running naked across the field]. They had bags over their heads.

Received from Wayne Onaka.