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Oldie: Thought for Tuesday, Jan 11, 2000
Date: Sent Monday, July 18, 2022
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/* Flashback from the past. - GCFL */

Industry Fact: When Elvis Presley died in 1977 there were 37 Elvis impersonators in the world.

Today there are 48,000.

If the current trend continues, by the year 2010, one out of every three people in the world will be an Elvis impersonator.

-Audio Village ad Oct 1993 _MIX_ magazine

The KING would have been eligible for social security last Saturday (2000-01-08) if he had still been with us. -tftd

Received from John Price.


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