Friday, December 9, 2022|
|Wisdom of Groucho Marx |
Date: Sent Monday, September 26, 2022
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.
Received from Wayne Onaka.