View Funnies	Friday, May 17, 2024

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

Doctor's Toast Date: Sent Friday, October 7, 2022 Category: None

Rating: 4.31/5 (58 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper.

Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion. But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "I'm sorry. I can't seem to make out what I've written down."

Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

- from "All In a Day's Work" by Tony Belmonte

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.