GCFL.net: Good, Clean Funnies List
Quick Search
 Welcome
 How To Help Us
>View Funnies
 Archive Index
 Search Funnies
 Mailing List
 Site Map
 News
 FAQ
 Contact Us
 Reprints

Receive the Daily Funny Email


Make a donation with PayPal

View Funnies Friday, April 26, 2024

Previous Funny
Previous
Funny
Email to a Friend
Email to
a Friend
Archive Index
Archive
Index
Go to Random Funny
Random
Funny
Printer friendly
Printer
friendly
Next Funny
Next
Funny

Ways To Tell You're Over The Hill
Date: Sent Tuesday, October 4, 2022
Category: None
Rating: 3.31/5 (48 votes)
Click a button to cast your vote
012345

You find your foot tapping along with accordion music.

You're sitting on a park bench one day and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.

Lawn care is the highlight of your week.

You light the candles on your birthday cake ... and a group of campers joins hands around it and begins singing "Kum Ba Yah."

Your insurance company sends you their calendar ... one month at a time.

You've noticed that gelatin desserts are a lot tougher to chew these days.

Your bed has more options than your car.

One of the throw pillows on your sofa is a hot water bottle.

It takes a couple of tries to get over speed bumps.

You discover that the words, "whippersnapper," "scalawag," and "by cracky" have begun creeping into your vocabulary.

You hear yourself saying, "Why, I remember when...." more than three times a day.

You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.

You look both ways before crossing a room.

Source: Mark Mail, http://mrhumor.net/

Received from Richard G Wimer.


© Copyright 1996-2024, GCFL.net.
Make a donation with PayPal