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Sunday, November 24, 2024 |
Ways To Tell You're Over The Hill   
Date: Sent Tuesday, October 4, 2022
Category: None | Rating: 3.31/5 (48 votes)
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You find your foot tapping along with accordion music.
You're sitting on a park bench one day and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
Lawn care is the highlight of your week.
You light the candles on your birthday cake ... and a group of campers joins hands around it and begins singing "Kum Ba Yah."
Your insurance company sends you their calendar ... one month at a time.
You've noticed that gelatin desserts are a lot tougher to chew these days.
Your bed has more options than your car.
One of the throw pillows on your sofa is a hot water bottle.
It takes a couple of tries to get over speed bumps.
You discover that the words, "whippersnapper," "scalawag," and "by cracky" have begun creeping into your vocabulary.
You hear yourself saying, "Why, I remember when...." more than three times a day.
You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
You look both ways before crossing a room.
Source: Mark Mail, http://mrhumor.net/
Received from Richard G Wimer.
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