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Boiling Eggs Date: Sent Wednesday, April 5, 2023 Category: None

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One year, my six year old son and twelve year old daughter were in the kitchen helping me boil eggs to color for Easter.

The pot of eggs had starting to boil and they were making the strange noises that they sometimes do.

My son heard the noise and was walking around the kitchen with his head cocked to one side listening, trying to figure out where the noise was coming from. As he got near the stove and noticed it was coming from the pot of eggs, he asked what was making that sound.

Without missing a beat, his older sister immediately answered....

"It's the baby chicks screaming!"

His eyes nearly popped out of his head!

Received from Joke du Jour.