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Prison Business Class Date: Sent Tuesday, November 1, 2022 Category: None

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My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a community college. On his first night of class, he started a chapter on banking. During the course of his lecture, the subject of ATMs came up, and he mentioned that, on average, most machines contain only about $1,500 at a given time.

Just then a man in the back raised his hand. "I'm not trying to be disrespectful," he told my father, "but the machine I robbed had about $5,000 in it."

Contributed by Jennifer Johnson.

Source: The Reader's Digest, May 2002

Received from Richard G Wimer.