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Wednesday, April 30, 2025 |
Golf thoughts  
Date: Sent Tuesday, July 31, 2001
Category: None | Rating: 2.98/5 (91 votes)
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Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
Received from clean-laffs.
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