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Flashing Lights
Date: Sent Thursday, October 27, 2022
Category: Puns
Rating: 3.55/5 (40 votes)
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The other day while driving home, after being delayed at my office, I suddenly saw flashing lights in my rear-view mirror.

The police officer pulled me over for speeding. Hoping for a little leniency I explained to him that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first anniversary.

But rather than letting me off with just a warning, he went ahead and wrote out the ticket, handed it to me, and said, "Congratulations! The first year is paper, right?"

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