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Things Learned in Life from a Cat
Date: Sent Friday, November 18, 2022
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* Life is hard and then you nap.

* Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

* Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them and play with them when they're busy.

* When in doubt, cop an attitude.

* Climb your way to the top - that's why the drapes are there.

* Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

* Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each corner.

* When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.

* Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."

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