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All power corrupts, but we need electricity. -- D. W. Jones

All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Amateur Time Lord

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.

Are we having fun yet?

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.

Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.

Be yourself -- it's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

Beam me sideways, Scotty, nobody knows which way is up on this planet.

Beam me up, Scotty, the elevators don't work.

Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life here.

Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.

Being sexy is a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

Berserkers do it without thinking.

Better dead than mellow.

Better living through alchemy.

Beware of the Quantum Ducks Quark! Quark! Quark!

Born to shop.

Built for comfort, not for speed.

Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise.

Received from Klean Jokes Daily.