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Car Accident
Date: Sent Monday, January 9, 2023
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Rating: 2.66/5 (56 votes)
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A man gets into a car accident and goes to the doctor. When he gets home his wife asks him, "What did the doctor say?"

He responds, "The doctor says I got a flukie."

Not knowing what a flukie is she goes and asks her neighbor what she should do to treat it. Her neighbor tells her, "I don't remember exactly what that is, but I think that you have to do a hot compress on it."

Not liking that answer she asks her other neighbor if she knows what a flukie is.

That neighbor responds, "Oh, I remember it's serious but I can't remember what exactly that is. But you have to keep it cold."

Now she is totally confused and decides to call the doctor.

"Doctor, my husband came and saw you today after his accident, can you tell me what his prognosis was?" she asks.

The doctor responds, "I told him he got off lucky."

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