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Foot-tall Man Date: Sent Thursday, February 2, 2023 Category: None

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Looking disgustedly at the foot-tall man clad entirely in green, his wiry red hair poking out from beneath a ridiculous buckled hat, protruding from both nostrils and ears and forming a coarse beard, velvet emerald pantaloons tucked into green-and white-striped socks which in turn disappeared into black, buckled shoes, the professor said to his assistant,

"No, I said bring me a lexicon."

Received from The Daily Groaner.