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Mariane's (Rejected) Valentines Date: Sent Monday, February 13, 2023 Category: None

Rating: 2.03/5 (40 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

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(Rejected by Hallmark Cards)
By Mariane Holbrook

With all my heart I love you,
With all my heart I care;
I still have one big question, though,
"Do you still dye your hair?"

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You look so lovely in that dress
I even love your hat.
Is it okay to tell the world
You've gotten sorta fat?

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My valentine, I love you so,
You fill my heart with bliss.
If you'd just put your teeth in
Then I might enjoy a kiss.

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Dear Valentine, you are so dear,
I love your tender touch.
Let's just forget your mother said
You'd not amount to much.

Received from WITandWISDOM.