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Mardi Gras Date: Sent Thursday, March 2, 2023 Category: None

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There is a story about a man who came down from the Carolina mountains. He was all dressed up in his Sunday best and carrying his Bible. A friend saw him and asked, "Jonas, what's happening? Where are you going all dressed up like that?"

Jonas replied, "I've been hearing about New Orleans. I hear that there is a lot of free-runnin' liquor, a lot of gamblin' and a lot of really good naughty shows."

The friend looked him over and said, "But Jonas why are you carrying your Bible?"

Jonas replied, "Well, if it's as good as they say it is, I might stay over until Sunday."

Received from Steve Anderson.