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That's life Date: Sent Friday, March 17, 2023 Category: None

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My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. - Montaigne

As I am becoming older, the only thing that speeds up is time. - Alan Alda

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. - Anon

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

It's not that life is so short.... It's that you're dead so long. - Mark Whetu

We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet. - Stephen Hawking

The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, and the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Received from Wayne Onaka.