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Kids Are Hilarious 1 of 3 Date: Sent Monday, April 17, 2023 Category: None

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I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed, "Ya! Two Christmases!" from the other room.

Dad: "Come on, you guys are LATE!!!"
11yo: "You should have started YELLING at us earlier!"

10yo: "How many more cookies can I have?"
Mom: "How many have you already had?"
10yo: "Stop living in the past."

I lead the after-school drama club at my kid's school. A first-grader asked, "Can you teach me how to act like I'm listening when my dad talks?"

Mom: "I read a story today about why we should buy fewer presents at Christmas and do more things together instead."
4yo: "I'm glad I can't read!"

My five-year-old was in bed for a while, then yelled, "Mommy, come here!"
I yelled back, "Why?"
Then she yelled, "I haven't thought of a reason yet."

My eight-year-old daughter told me a boy asked her out in school.
Dad: "What did you say?"
8yo: "I said, 'I can speak three languages and was the lead in my camp's play. What can he offer?'"

7yo: "Mom, how many more kids can you have? I need at least two more for my dance team."

My six-year-old would like a second bath towel so he doesn't, "get butt on my face."

My six-year-old is sick with a cough, so I told him gargling with warm salt water can help. He looked at me and said, "I'm not going all the way to the ocean right now."

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