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Dogs Date: Sent Friday, May 26, 2023 Category: None

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At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine's disposition was for an owner to fall down and act hurt.

A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner's face or show concern.

Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs.

I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor.

The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza.

Received from Steve Sanderson.