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Quotes From a Daily Planner Date: Sent Thursday, June 1, 2023 Category: None

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Life is 10% what you make of it, and 90% how you take it. - Irving Berlin

Often the best way to win is to forget to keep score. - Marianne Espinosa Murphy

The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it. - General H. Norman Schwarzkopf

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody - it saves so much time. - Rudyard Kipling

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists. - Sam Ewing

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist. The taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplin

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Received from Wayne Onaka.