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Sunday, May 12, 2024 |
True Tales, part 1   
Date: Sent Tuesday, June 13, 2023
Category: None | Rating: 3.18/5 (44 votes)
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An Induhvidual in my office labeled her tape dispenser with the word, "TAPE." I can think of only two reasons:
1. She wanted to make sure that her tape dispenser was not used for any unauthorized purposes, or...
2. She feared she would not recognize the tape dispenser in the future.
One day I was sitting by my locker reading a book when my friend walked up and asked me what I was reading. I told her, and she said, "Wow! Where did
you find that? I've been looking everywhere for that book!" I asked her if she had looked in the library, to which she replied that she hadn't.
We have to wear uniforms in gym class, but in the winter when we go outside it becomes impractical because of the cold. Solution: They make us wear
our uniforms UNDER our clothes! To make matters worse, they ask for random "shorts checks" in which we must pull our pants down a tad to show that we
are following their rules.
I used to work at the local government offices. I kept all my papers in a briefcase. One day I absentmindedly left it in a common area. I went back to
where I had left it but it wasn't there. I eventually found out that the caretaker had it. He told me, "I thought it might be a bomb so I took it to
my office."
Received from Michael L Griffin.
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