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The Potty Date: Sent Tuesday, July 18, 2023 Category: None

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A three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His Mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading, but about every ten seconds or so, he puts the book down grips the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of his head with his right hand.

His Mother says, "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here quite a while."

Billy says, I'm fine mommy, I just haven't been able to go "poopie" yet.

Mother says, "OK, but why are you hitting yourself on the head."

Billy says, "WORKS FOR KETCHUP"

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