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Anniversary/Birthday Card Date: Sent Monday, August 20, 2001 Category: None

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A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a 'birthday/anniversary card.'

The clerk replied, 'We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?'

The man said, 'You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events. You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday.'

Received from Andy Chaps' The Funnies.