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Two Words
Date: Sent Thursday, August 17, 2023
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Rating: 3.49/5 (43 votes)
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A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then they could only say two words.

The first seven years passed and they went into a small room. His two word were "too cold."

The next seven years passed and they took him back into the small room and his two words were "bad food."

The next seven years passed they took him back into the small room and his two words were "I quit."

"Good," they said. "All you have done is complain."

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