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Father's Cause of Death Date: Sent Monday, August 21, 2023 Category: None

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A very respectable lawyer was filing some insurance papers when he came to the question: "If your father is dead, state the cause of death."

Unwilling to reveal that his father had been hanged for cattle rustling, the lawyer evaded the problem by answering:

"He died while taking part in a public ceremony when the platform gave way."

Received from Steve Anderson.