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Father's Cause of Death ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_10.png) ![](/images/stars/star_01.png) Date: Sent Monday, August 21, 2023 Category: None | Rating: 4.11/5 (37 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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A very respectable lawyer was filing some insurance papers when he came to the question: "If your father is dead, state the cause of death."
Unwilling to reveal that his father had been hanged for cattle rustling, the lawyer evaded the problem by answering:
"He died while taking part in a public ceremony when the platform gave way."
Received from Steve Anderson.
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