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A Transylvania Funny Date: Sent Monday, October 30, 2023 Category: None

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Two nuns were driving through Transylvania when all of a sudden Dracula appeared in front of them causing them to make a sudden stop!

One of the nuns says to the other one, "Quick! Show him your Cross!"

So the other nun winds down the car window and yells, "Get out of the way you toothy moron!"

[For those still waking up, the nun heard, "Quick! Show him you're cross (i.e. mad)!"]

Received from Mikey's Funnies.