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Oneliners Date: Sent Monday, November 27, 2023 Category: None

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A grown-up is someone who suffers from responsibility.

Sermons and biscuits are improved by shortening.

If your parachute doesn't open up for you, you've obviously jumped to a conclusion.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research.

Sign in a travel agency window: "Please go away."

Hummingbirds have forgotten the words.

People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed.

George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.

Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.

Received from Richard G Wimer.