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About Food Date: Sent Friday, December 8, 2023 Category: None

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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Anonymous

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Ham and eggs -- a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig. - Anonymous

In Mexico, we have a word for sushi: bait. - Jose Simmons

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.' - Yogi Berra

You are what you eat eats. - Michael Pollan

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Received from Wayne Onaka.