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Wednesday, January 29, 2025 |
Creative Scientific Theories Date: Sent Friday, December 29, 2023 Category: None | Rating: 3.91/5 (46 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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These are the results of a "Creative Scientific Theories Contest" sponsored by Omni magazine:
*GRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped,it always lands on its feet. And when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down.
I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a
high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
*RUNNERS-UP: # 1 If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an
infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.
#2 Why yawning is contagious: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's
ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out.
#3 The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to
the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.
*HONORABLE MENTIONS: #1 The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a
Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."
#2 Birds take off at sunrise. On the opposite side of the world, they are landing at sunset. This causes the earth to spin on its axis.
Received from Timothy Anger.
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