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Maranatha Date: Sent Tuesday, January 30, 2024 Category: None

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David Jeremiah told of this one conference where a pastor was talking to the group and said "If nothing else, I want you to remember this one word; maranatha. It means "The Lord comes." So when you leave today, you can just greet each other 'maranatha'!"

Later, a boy went out and greeted one of his Christian friends by loudly calling out "Marijuana!"

Received from Pastor Tim.