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Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview       Date: Sent Monday, February 5, 2024 Category: None | Rating: 2.13/5 (47 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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** See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably. 
 
** Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.' 
 
** Inquire on office policy of friends staying over. 
 
** Claim you wouldn't even need a 'sit-in' job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes' 
 
** Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier. 
 
** Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor. 
 
** Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job. 
 
** Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving. 
 
** Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up. 
 
** Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare; 'NOW we can begin.' 
 
** Upon walking into the office for first time ask receptionist to hold all your calls. 
 Received from Pastor Tim. 
 
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