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All About Family
Date: Sent Monday, February 12, 2024
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Rating: 4.29/5 (42 votes)
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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmott

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snow blower, and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what they're talking about. - Evan Esar

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. - Dan Bennettt

Received from Wayne Onaka.

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