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Things I'm Great At Date: Sent Tuesday, March 5, 2024 Category: None

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- Forgetting someone's name ten seconds after they tell me.

- Buying produce...and throwing it away two weeks later.

- Digging through the trash for the food box I just tossed, because I already forgot the directions.

- Making plans. And then immediately regretting making plans.

- Leaving laundry in the dryer until it wrinkles. Then turning on the dryer to remove the wrinkles. Then forgetting it again.

- Calculating how much sleep I'll get if I can just "fall asleep right now."

Received from Lynn Garbert.