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Short Ones
Date: Sent Friday, March 15, 2024
Category: None
Rating: 3.42/5 (31 votes)
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A Navy officer was cutting through the crew's quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on the small table in front of him.

"Sailor! Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?" the officer demanded.

"No, sir, but we don't land airplanes on the roof either."

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Little boy: "Mommy, what happens when a car gets so old and rusty that it won't move anymore?"

Mom: "Someone sells it to your father."

Received from A Joke A Day via Steve Sanderson.


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